Apple has been front and center of the technology and mobile device arena now for what has seemed like decades. They have created too many devices to name that altered the world further revolutionizing how we do business, and take in content and media. But just when you pictured Apple faltering they up and outdid themselves again.
Last week, in a Taiwanese strip club, an item was picked up that could only be a prototype for the new-big pimpin' iPhone 47gsptx-8.5. This is not the first time that an Apple part has been retrieved at a strip joint. Apple has a history of having its products found randomly then fought after in courtrooms and editor meetings to gain attention. It would appear that the motives here are the same as before, to allow the public a chance to weigh in on some of the newly added features before Apple is planning to unveil them in spring.
This iPhone seems to be a bit different in that a lot of the upgrades are hardware based instead of software based. THat's something we haven't seen since the iPhone 32sxg was released with a nine inch camera lens attached to it.
This iPhone doesn't seem to have anything that extreme attached but its features will definitely be welcomed by users. First off, it appears that the rumors are true that this iPhone will be equipped a 4,000 mega-watt security laser. The firing button can be selected without unlocking the phone, similar to its camera app. This will provide iPhone users the protection they have been preying for for years.
Next Apple has decided to attach a foldout spoon for those who are either frequently in the outdoors or for those who just want to bring their own equipment along when they are out to eat. The spoon will be handcrafted titanium, molded by tibetan monks. This feature was speculated to have been included on the last upgrade of the iPhone but Apple has decided to roll with it now finally.
Another thing that Apple has included on this phone is a hoverboard. Users who love flying need only push a new button that is positioned in the lower right hand area on the phone to unlock the hoverboard feature. And this hoverboard is nothing to scoff at. It can move up to 30 miles an hour and float up to nine feet off the ground.
Lastly it now appears that the iPhone's internal speaker system will get an upgrade, having its power doubled from 1 watt to 2 watts. Another great addition. There may be some other upgrades but for now let's be thankful no one got hurt in the strip bar playing with the laser.
Last week, in a Taiwanese strip club, an item was picked up that could only be a prototype for the new-big pimpin' iPhone 47gsptx-8.5. This is not the first time that an Apple part has been retrieved at a strip joint. Apple has a history of having its products found randomly then fought after in courtrooms and editor meetings to gain attention. It would appear that the motives here are the same as before, to allow the public a chance to weigh in on some of the newly added features before Apple is planning to unveil them in spring.
This iPhone seems to be a bit different in that a lot of the upgrades are hardware based instead of software based. THat's something we haven't seen since the iPhone 32sxg was released with a nine inch camera lens attached to it.
This iPhone doesn't seem to have anything that extreme attached but its features will definitely be welcomed by users. First off, it appears that the rumors are true that this iPhone will be equipped a 4,000 mega-watt security laser. The firing button can be selected without unlocking the phone, similar to its camera app. This will provide iPhone users the protection they have been preying for for years.
Next Apple has decided to attach a foldout spoon for those who are either frequently in the outdoors or for those who just want to bring their own equipment along when they are out to eat. The spoon will be handcrafted titanium, molded by tibetan monks. This feature was speculated to have been included on the last upgrade of the iPhone but Apple has decided to roll with it now finally.
Another thing that Apple has included on this phone is a hoverboard. Users who love flying need only push a new button that is positioned in the lower right hand area on the phone to unlock the hoverboard feature. And this hoverboard is nothing to scoff at. It can move up to 30 miles an hour and float up to nine feet off the ground.
Lastly it now appears that the iPhone's internal speaker system will get an upgrade, having its power doubled from 1 watt to 2 watts. Another great addition. There may be some other upgrades but for now let's be thankful no one got hurt in the strip bar playing with the laser.
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